{R} Souvenir T-Shirt [Unfinity][UNF 192]

Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As Souvenir T-Shirt enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded Item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.

Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.

Equip {4}