{C} Jetpack Janitor [Unfinity][UNF 015]

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$0.25
$0.25
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Set: Unfinity
Type: Creature — Human Employee
Rarity: Common
Cost: {2}{W}
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
“'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday.”